Security YMCA - BsidesLondon - 20 April 2011 ============================================ To the tune of Y.M.C.A by the village people Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy. Young man, there are places to go. I said, young man, There's new people to know You can't stay here, do a big circle yerk You're in need of new perspective. You must communicate A.S.A.P You must communicate A.S.A.P There's a whole world out there, if we did only care, You can't always us a clue bat... You must communicate A.S.A.P You must communicate A.S.A.P You can get new ideas, make a difference or three, I wonder how that would feel ... Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. But you've got to know this one thing! No man, does it all by himself. I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, And just go there, to the real user groups. I'm sure they can hep you today. You must communicate A.S.A.P You must communicate A.S.A.P There's a whole world out there, if we did only care, You can't always us a clue bat... You must communicate A.S.A.P You must communicate A.S.A.P You can get new ideas, make a difference or three, I wonder how that would feel ... Young man, I was once in your shoes. I said, I was down and out with the blues. I felt no man cared 'bout se-cu-ri-ty There's just too much in-du-vi-du-a-li-ty That's when someone came up to me, And said, young man, take a walk on the street. I really, want to know what you say If only I could only un-der-stand you You must communicate A.S.A.P You must communicate A.S.A.P You can get new ideas, make a difference or three, I wonder how that would feel ... A.S.A.P You must communicate A.S.A.P Young man, young man there's no need to feel down Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground A.S.A.P Just communicate A.S.A.P young man, young man I was once in your shoes young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues. A.S.A.P